Thursday, November 25, 2010

Turkey Jokes for this Thanksgiving


  Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
   The turkey!  He is already stuffed.


                                                             Since a large turkey is called a "gobbler,"
                                                                    what do you call a small one?
                                                                                    A Goblet!

What did Mama Turkey say to her bad little boy when she scolded him?
                             "It's a good thing your dad isn't seeing you now, I'm sure he is rolling over in his gravy!"  








(photo - a handprint turkey By bnilsen from Chapel Hill, NC, USA [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons ) 






  

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Comrade Sponge Bob



Oh, and on second thought - let's keep the thought police out of the US as well!