Turkey Jokes for this Thanksgiving

  Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
   The turkey!  He is already stuffed.


                                                             Since a large turkey is called a "gobbler,"
                                                                    what do you call a small one?
                                                                                    A Goblet!

What did Mama Turkey say to her bad little boy when she scolded him?
                             "It's a good thing your dad isn't seeing you now, I'm sure he is rolling over in his gravy!"  

(photo - a handprint turkey By bnilsen from Chapel Hill, NC, USA [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons ) 






  

The carnage behind your snacks............

Comrade Sponge Bob

Oh, and on second thought - let's keep the thought police out of the US as well!

The Horrors of our Halloween Customs

Can't anyone ever put the squeeze on that annoying orange?

Happy Birthday IPOD - OOPs, next time we will just get you a cake!

Obviously drinking is a trap

http://davemaster999.ning.com/

Oh well, at least they will end up clean!

A dignified Look at Gas

Are you glad you can go ALL BY YOURSELF LIKE A BIG BOY?

Is it time for the annoying Orange to meet his death/

Will today be the Orange's own Day of the Dead? Or does the bell toll for another?

Not for the faint of heart - Violent Breakfast

Bon apetit!

Fart on the Fifteenth - Monthly Fart Joke

Q: Why did the fart cross the road?

A: It was stuck in the chicken's pants.


(Thanks to http://www.fart-fart.com/fart-jokes-1.html)

The beginnings of a fruit salad...............

oh well, I guess they can't be expected to have really intellectual conversations

Man's Best Friend is always Poor

Do you know why do have no money? According to comedian Jerry Seinfeld it is because they have

"No pockets."

And it is driving them nuts!

"Cause they see change on the street all the time and it’s driving them crazy. When you’re walking them. He is always looking up at you. “There’s a quarter…”

- Jerry Seinfeld

Oh! This is why my desk is still messy!

I didn't have all the magnets!

Makin Whoopee North Dakota Style

So this is how they keep warm in the North Dakota winter nights! Lots of love in this family.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I enjoyed the perspective of the author below, and will follow his blog for more humor lifts. My favorite was from Danny Kaye - and I plan to throw as much paint on my canvas as it will hold. Carpe Diem!


Cute Life Quotes to Make You Smile
By [http://ezinearticles.com/?expert=Manish_Kapoor]Manish Kapoor

Charlie Chaplin once said, "A day without smile is a day wasted." A simple act of smiling can kick all your worries and tensions far out of your life. Yet, in the fast paced days we live in, it could be quite difficult for us to stay smiled, ecstatic and happy. Work deadlines, personal relationship demands, social issues, money problem, conflicts, pressure from family members and colleagues are some of the reasons that cause stress and stops us from living the life of abundance.

Good thing is we have cute life quotes to help us survive in this extremely toxic and turbulent environment. One thing that these quotes are best at doing is to make you smile. And once you smiled, all your enthusiasm and confidence will be greatly increased and you feel more energetic, relaxed and optimistic.

Many studies have proved that smile is best cure to depression. Smiling out loud for 10 minutes regularly can help you become healthy person both physically and mentally. So laugh away your worries and enjoy life to fullest. The Cute Life Quotes, I've gathered below from the likes of Will Rogers, Robert Frost, and other famous personalities will definitely bring smile to your and your family faces.

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." Will Rogers

"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." Woody Allen

"Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can." Danny Kaye

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much."

If you form a habit of studying cute life quotes regularly, soon you begin to realize the true meaning of life which is to enjoy every moment of life to your heart's content. As Horace observed, "Rejoice while you are alive, enjoy the day, live life to fullest; make the most of what you have. It is later then you think."

Check out my website for more [http://cutequoteslife.com/]
Cute Quotes life and Famous [http://familyquotes4u.com/]Family quotes.


http://EzineArticles.com/?Cute-Life-Quotes-to-Make-You-Smile&id=3650213 Cute Life Quotes to Make You Smile - article source

So What is your excuse for not playing a musical instrument?

A
Ballon Bass And Box Jam - Watch more Funny Videos


Turn off the TV and get out the balloons and boxes!

A kinder, gentler conspiracy theory

I think this is hilarious. Although I certainly believe that we need to scrutinizeour news and we are not getting theand we are not getting the whole story for sure a lot of the time. And we even need to take educated civil action. But when my son posted it on his facebook account it made me happy because sometimes I think he is a bit too serious need to scrutinize our news and we and this is definitely on the lighter side. Since I can believe it most stuff if I try:bigfoot really exists? I can dig it! I mean a lot of the photos of my children are fuzzy with their backs turned to me and I know they exist; or how about this one: aliens are watching over us? cool! but this one was a delightful yoga stretch even for me.

Not exactly hilarious but so sweet and loving - continued

A pit bull and chicks - 30 days after birth

learning to care for a real baby - cute

Well, this guy actually showed a bit of tenderness. Still I'd give him 10 more years and a better haircut before I trust him with an actual live, squirming, gurgling baby.