Turkey Jokes for this Thanksgiving

  Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
   The turkey!  He is already stuffed.


                                                             Since a large turkey is called a "gobbler,"
                                                                    what do you call a small one?
                                                                                    A Goblet!

What did Mama Turkey say to her bad little boy when she scolded him?
                             "It's a good thing your dad isn't seeing you now, I'm sure he is rolling over in his gravy!"  

(photo - a handprint turkey By bnilsen from Chapel Hill, NC, USA [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons )