Frosty The Snowman - Funniest Snow Man Around

Well, it is too warm for snowmen here in California  - but here is a nod out to those of  you have experienced some of the first winter's snow.  Bet you didn't know the answers to some of these questions:


How does Frosty the Snowman get around?
On an "ice"-icle!
What does Frosty eat for lunch?
Ice-"berg"-ers!
What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A Frosted One!
What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce!
What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A "brrr" - "grrr"!
Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?
Because  snow man's an island!
What did Frosty's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder!
What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?
Frost!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a shark?
Frost bite!
Who are Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle!
Who is Frosty's favourite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!

HOHOHO --- hope you got a grin out of that