Corny cooking Milton Berle Jokes

3 about cooking:      

My wife is an old fashioned cook. She still makes radio dinners.

My wife found a new way to keep the dishes and silver spotless. We eat out!

I cam home the other night. My wife was in tears because the dog had eaten one of her chicken pot pies. I said "Stop crying. I'll buy you another dog."

Thanks Uncle Milton!

David after the Dentist

My Name is Earl - CSI parody

My Name is Earl  is absolutely one of the funniest shows I have ever seen. It is about a ne'er do well who tries to turn his life around by doing good to others. Here is a great example of the creative and hilarious work on the show.

Watch it Puppy - Don't Get Smacked!

This is the most adorable puppy ever with a basically very patient cat. (The owners of the animals said that the puppy was fine, just a bit chastisted)

Yeah, but this kinda love really hurts!

Those lovers are going to get in some kind of tight squeeze!

Turkey Jokes for this Thanksgiving

  Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
   The turkey!  He is already stuffed.


                                                             Since a large turkey is called a "gobbler,"
                                                                    what do you call a small one?
                                                                                    A Goblet!

What did Mama Turkey say to her bad little boy when she scolded him?
                             "It's a good thing your dad isn't seeing you now, I'm sure he is rolling over in his gravy!"  

(photo - a handprint turkey By bnilsen from Chapel Hill, NC, USA [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons ) 






  

The carnage behind your snacks............