Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Frosty the Snowman Jokes

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!
What does Frosty the Snowman drink to stay warm?
Ice tea!
What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!  (or was that "Frosted Flakes"?)
Where do Frosty and his wife go to dance?
Snowballs!
What does Frosty the Snowman wear on his head?
An ice cap!
Where does Frosty keep his money?
In a "Snow"-bank! (it is cold cash after all! *grin*)
What did the police officer say when he saw Frosty stealing?
"Freeze!" 
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!
What are Frosty's favourite letters?
I.C.!
What does Frosty call ice?
Skid stuff!
What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty with a hot flash!
What did Frosty call his cow?
Eskimoo!
What do you call Frosty the Snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile!
What kind of cake does Frosty like?
The kind with lots of frosting! (or was that icing? *wink*)


Thursday, December 8, 2016

Wise Lessons I learned from My Dog

1.. Don't go out without your ID.

2. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

3.. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.

4. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

5.. Usually the best greeting to give people is a cold nose in the crotch. 

6. Don't go out without your ID.

7. If you look remorseful and sad you will be forgiven no matter what you have done. Who can resist those puppy dog eyes?



Monday, November 21, 2016

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Friday, November 18, 2016

Don't drop the towel!



Is Cleanliness So Hard at your Home? You don't have to speak French to understand this physical humor.

Thursday, November 17, 2016