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Suggested Way to Wash a Cat (please don't try this at home)

 1. Put both toilet lids up, and add shampoo to the toilet bowl water.
 
2. Pick up Kitty. Coo and  soothe her as you begin the bath.

3. Put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. Make it fast! Of course, the cat may not understand that this is for her own good.

4. If you have to stand on the lid, so be it. Exercise for you - and a clean cat to boot!

5. Kitty will make suds and wash herself. There is a particular kind of music that cats make when this is going on - you can be absolutely certain that she is enjoying herself.

4. To Rinse - flush the toilet.

5.  Your assistent should open the bathroom door.

6. Lift the toilet lids, but stand back as far as you can.

7.  Your Kitty will run out of the bathroom as fast as possible - very clean and sweet-smelling. The toilet will smell great too!

8. Enjoy the peace and quiet of not seeing the cat for several weeks

9. Be sure to give extra attention to your loyal friend - your dog

Sincerely - Your Dog .



Bert's Bath

James  Flad

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(Obviously a joke - eh?) 

Indeed this is a weird dog! Kids and dogs Don't try this at Home

Just to know, no dogs were harmed with this. :)

Pig Wedding

With this Oink I do thee Wed 

Not every one is excited about weddings: Albert Einstein said: The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.

Although I must say these pigs look happier than pigs getting ready to poke.

Albert Einstein Quote

"The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig"

Celebrate National Chicken Day by Dancing the Chicken Dance!

Did you know there was a Chicken Day? The Urban Dictionary says it is "A day when we honor chicken, known on July 9th. Meat-eaters celebrate by eating chicken, and vegetarians celebrate by protesting the use of chicken as food. Farmers tend to celebrate by overfeeding their chickens." The Chicken Dance is perfect to celebrate this!

Square Dancing Tractors

Farmers dressed like Wizard of Oz characters on TRACTORS - square dancing.

How scary is that?

Oh, a little bit and also hilarious.

At My Age Birthdays are Scary

Recently celebrated a birthday - I can understand what this kid is going through!

PS - My name is "Rose" as well which he seemed to be trying to say.