2. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
3.. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
4. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
5.. Usually the best greeting to give people is a cold nose in the crotch.
6. Don't go out without your ID.
7. If you look remorseful and sad you will be forgiven no matter what you have done. Who can resist those puppy dog eyes?
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