Frosty The Snowman - Funniest Snow Man Around

Well, it is too warm for snowmen here in California  - but here is a nod out to those of  you have experienced some of the first winter's snow.  Bet you didn't know the answers to some of these questions:


How does Frosty the Snowman get around?
On an "ice"-icle!
What does Frosty eat for lunch?
Ice-"berg"-ers!
What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A Frosted One!
What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce!
What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A "brrr" - "grrr"!
Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?
Because  snow man's an island!
What did Frosty's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder!
What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?
Frost!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a shark?
Frost bite!
Who are Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle!
Who is Frosty's favourite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!

HOHOHO --- hope you got a grin out of that

SnowMan Humor - For those Of you Who are already in Winter

                       It's still beautiful in sunny California where I live, but  I know that it is not that way everywhere.   I lived in Alberta for 8 years, and there was snow on the ground from October to May.  Part of the unfortunate part was that not all snow is good for snowmen.  I always loved it when we could make a snowman. Here is a little humor to celebrate that!

• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?                  

                          Frosty the Dough-man! 

• What do you say to a stressed out snowman ?  

                                Hey man,   Chill Out!

• What happened When the Snow lady had an Argument with the Snowman?

                                                    She gave him the cold shoulder ..................



    

Snow Lady Giving a Cold Shoulder

 

Before we leave this subject, I want to share this informative and educational video from the snowmen police -
INSURE THE SAFETY OF YOUR SNOWMAN!

Silly SnowMan Humor at Comic Con

No place is sillier for human beings than a comic convention. This video just proves it and it also proves you can get scared even if you know the boogie man isn't real.