Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey! He is already stuffed.
Since a large turkey is called a "gobbler,"
what do you call a small one?
A Goblet!
What did Mama Turkey say to her bad little boy when she scolded him?
"It's a good thing your dad isn't seeing you now, I'm sure he is rolling over in his gravy!"
(photo - a handprint turkey By bnilsen from Chapel Hill, NC, USA [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons )
