Yeah, but this kinda love really hurts!

Those lovers are going to get in some kind of tight squeeze!

Turkey Jokes for this Thanksgiving

  Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
   The turkey!  He is already stuffed.


                                                             Since a large turkey is called a "gobbler,"
                                                                    what do you call a small one?
                                                                                    A Goblet!

What did Mama Turkey say to her bad little boy when she scolded him?
                             "It's a good thing your dad isn't seeing you now, I'm sure he is rolling over in his gravy!"  

(photo - a handprint turkey By bnilsen from Chapel Hill, NC, USA [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons ) 






  

The carnage behind your snacks............

Comrade Sponge Bob

Oh, and on second thought - let's keep the thought police out of the US as well!

The Horrors of our Halloween Customs

Can't anyone ever put the squeeze on that annoying orange?

Happy Birthday IPOD - OOPs, next time we will just get you a cake!

Obviously drinking is a trap

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